spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
Friends who will shamelessly twerk with you and also engage in deep intellectual convos with you are the best.
1. We met when I was 12 years old. You told me you had a crush on me, and I laughed.
2. You started dating her a week after you told me about your crush on me. I was happy for you, because you were happy.
3. You broke up with her after a few months. You told me you had feelings for me again, and I didn’t know how to feel.
4. We went off to different schools, but pinky promised to talk every day. We kept our promise.
5. You started dating a very beautiful girl. She made you happy. I was happy for you.
6. You and I got into our first serious fight because your girlfriend didn’t like me.
7. You and her broke up, and I was relieved.
8. You started fooling around with girls, and developed a reputation as an asshole.
9. I defended you every time.
10. I had my first horrible heart break, and you were there to hold me every time I needed you.
11. You dated the very beautiful girl again. You seemed happy, but you two fought a lot.
12. She made you angry more than she made you happy, and I told you to break up with her. You did.
13. I felt myself developing feelings for you, so I hid them away.
14. They came back a month later. I couldn’t hide them anymore.
15. You told me you loved me. I died inside.
16. You told me you weren’t happy, and I hated myself for not making you the happiest boy on earth.
17. I should’ve kissed you when you told me about your crush back when we were 12.
18. I think I’m in love with you. Why haven’t I told you?